like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize
