Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
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