You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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