All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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