Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
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