"it" just moved
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
the raccoons are back...
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