I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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