whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize
