Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
So many bounce houses so little time
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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