You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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