walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
i believe in u and ur pee
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
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