For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
