Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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