i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
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