Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
