worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
I forgot wine drunk hurts
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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