We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
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