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(720): View more from Colorado

morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.

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(813): View more from Florida

I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.

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(303): View more from Colorado

No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.

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(561): View more from Florida

I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"

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im calling her cock vulture from now on

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(319): View more from Iowa

Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?

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(805): View more from California

I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.

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(310): View more from California

It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!

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(904): View more from Florida

just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!

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