drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
BRING THE BAGELS
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
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