I don't usually arrange sex via text message
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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