We should be called the Road Head Warriors
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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