? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
This house was built for laser tag.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
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