People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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