I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
Randomize