Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
Randomize
