And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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