And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Randomize
