Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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