I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
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