I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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