Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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