Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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