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Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
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