check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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