Dual....:-)
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
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