love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
why is half of my head shaved?
Randomize
