Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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