he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
50% drunk capacity currently
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
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