shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
you will always have a special place in my vag
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
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