it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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