Me. At least after what I've been through.
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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