Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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