i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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