ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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