I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
17 year olds will be the death of me.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
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