Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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