think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
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