no. you can't hotbox the world.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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