what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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