Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I think I just shit out all my problems.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
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